Osama Bin Laden to Whitney Houston: “I Will Always Love You”

From the Heckler:

A Sudanese writer – who claims she was Osama bin Laden’s personal sex slave a decade ago – says that Osama wouldn’t ever shut up about how much he wanted to marry Whitney Houston and then kill her husband Bobby Brown.

I’m trying to figure out which really would be worse: Bobby Brown or Osama. Seriously. It’s something that Whitney should maybe give some thought to, eh? Really, this is so good there’s not much I could add to it. Except….this!

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