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Mon, Jun 16 2008

Pam Anderson gives us the secret of her success

pam-anderson_nc.pngSo Pam Anderson apparently thinks we’re all idiots. Listen to what she has to say about how she got her Baywatch gig:

“I didn’t wear a bra to the audition. It’s actually true. You had to have a swim test and I floated. You had to run in slow motion and swim in slow motion and then smile. I know how to work a defibrillator!”source

NO KIDDING?!!? You mean, they judged your acting ability purely on your BREASTS and not on your Shakespearan acting abilities? This is a travesty. We must contact the authorities and report this violation!

Seriously, does she not realize that the only reason people even pay attention to her is because she likes to prance around half-nekkid and show off all her mysterious lady bits? For shizzle my nizzle.

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