Pam Anderson is dating an Arab sheik now? Well, of course!

You have to hand it to Pam Anderson – she’s spun out her fame as a blonde bimbette FAR longer than anyone ever thought she would, due to sheer tenacity (and great implants).

Rumor has it that Pam has bagged herself an actual Arab sheik. Like, we’re talking Lawrence of Arabia stuff here, folks. And get this – she calls him Milk-Sheik or Milk for short. Do you think she also makes him sing this song?

Oh, yeah. I bet she does.