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Photoshop has been VERY good to our young Miss Paris Hilton. She doesn’t even look like a real person here…which, I suppose, is part of the mass appeal.
I do have to comment on the weird pose that she’s got going on. What, did someone yell “Criss-cross Applesauce!” and then snapped a quick pic mid-cris-cross? Or is she merely hiding the fact that she forgot to wear underpants…AGAIN? Or maybe she just caught a big spider with the tulle off of that shrunken ballet costume and was wondering what to do with it.
And the bodice of that dress couldn’t be more unflattering if it tried. Boobies don’t usually look triangular in shape, and the straps are literally digging so hard into her flesh that it makes my shoulders hurt. Overall, a very big letdown, Paris. Not that I was expecting much, but come on.
photo:SavingFace
