Paris Hilton is now richer than God.

Just when you thought you had FINALLY ditched that very unhealthy hate of Paris Hilton, along comes this little news item:

Paris Hilton has finally been allowed her $120,000,000 (£60 million) inheritance money.

The hotel heiress received the lump sum from her grandfather who’s said to be impressed by her business acumen.

William Barron Hilton who turns 80 next month – had previously withheld the fortune because he wanted to be sure Paris, 26, was ‘mature’ enough to handle the money.

But now it seems he’s more than happy to part with his millions and trusts that Paris will be sensible with it.

Paris was seen see out celebrating the news by ordering champagne and partying into the night with friends Dave Navarro, 40, and Kevin Zegers, 22.

>>blank stare<<

Apparently, her grandfather has advanced dementia, because anyone who thinks that Paris Hilton is going to be "sensible" and "mature" with ANYTHING other than, say, a Q-Tip (and even THAT's negotiable) has got to have some kind of mental failing. Oh, well - we know that since prison Paris has turned over a whole new leaf, right? So this money will be going to fund widows and orphans, right? Something like that?

I know. I just had to throw that out there, though.

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