Videos, songs, and poems are being created, all at the expense of Paris Hilton and her current jail time!! Here are five of the best as rated by the AP:
“Paris in Jail: The Music Video”: Nearly six million people have watched this video on YouTube. The video, which was directed by Allan Murray and Sean Haines and can be found at their Web site http://www.omovies.com, features a Hilton lookalike singing about her difficulties to a reggae rip-off of Modest Mouse’s “Float On.” The production value is very good for a YouTube video and its popularity reflects the thirst for parody of the hotel heiress. But it’s only mildly funny. Two Tinkerbells.
“Shawskank Redemption”: This spoof, located at http://www.jibjab.com/view/159403, is very crude and should be considered R-rated. The animated video, as the title suggests, plays off of the film “Shawshank Redemption.” The conceit is perfect, but the lowbrow humor wastes the opportunity. Two and a half Tinkerbells.
Conan O’Brien: One of the most popular Paris parodies on YouTube is this clip from NBC’s “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”: http://tinyurl.com/2e6po3. When the talk-show host announces that Hilton is in jail, the audience applauds enthusiastically for over a minute while O’Brien has his shoes shined. It’s a spot-on reflection on the power of schadenfreude. Four Tinkerbells.
“Paris Hilton Gets Pumped”: The video http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4948 shows Hilton using her time in prison to hit the weights. A thin blonde gradually becomes extremely muscled while Hilton’s catch phrase “that’s hot” plays over and over. Three Tinkerbells.
Tommy Chong’s Take: An interview with Tommy Chong by MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer on the day Hilton was ordered back to jail was posted on YouTube and is linked here: http://tinyurl.com/3a3za6. While Brewer defends the jailing of Hilton, Chong asks of the media circus: “Refresh me. Who did she murder, by the way?” Five Tinkerbells.
Source: Showbuzz

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