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This is something only Paris Hilton can pull off. I swear! I so love her!
Apparently, while she was in a helicopter flying over some German countryside, nature knocked on the socialite’s door. No, not number 2. It’s number 1 she had to do!
A mere mortal would hold it in and wait for the next convenient stop to take a leak but not Paris!
According to maltastar.com
Paris ordered the helicopter to do an emergency landing in a field. Her bodyguards ordered everyone out of the poor farmer’s house. And she spent 10 minutes using the farmer’s bathroom in comfort!
Farmer peed off!
While Hilton was relieving herself in the farmer’s bathroom, the farmer was getting really “peed off” outside his residence. The bodyguards did not allow him in before Miss Hilton finished her business. “She took it so easy that she even stopped to smoke a cigarette” the angry farmer said.
Oh Paris. It can only be you!
Sounds like a joke to me. Paris can sometimes be a tad self centered, but not like that. It’s an outrageous story with a pun to top it off, and if it were tue it would already be playing on every news station, as well as MTV, E, and numeros other channels.
Umm… it HAS been in the media… I remember reading that story in a magazine recently. It’s pathetic too. I gaurantee if I was in that position I would be telling them to either get out, or do their business without disturbing the household… if they disagreed I would call the police. It’s really pathetic when famous people feel they’ve earned the right to do whatever they want whenever they want… even being as secluded from reality as they are… their shit stinks too, so get a life.