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I’m not sure what this means but it amuses me. Is Medium star Patricia Arquette prone to letting her breasts be exposed?
Screw movies — Cannes is really about the red carpet (or the “Croisette,” not to be confused with “croissant,” an equally French but much tastier item). Some of Hollywood’s most luminous stars will be working the rug this year, including Da Vinci Code stars Tom Hanks and Audrey Tatou, a.k.a. Amelie, who’ll lead the charge today.
Following them through the flashbulbs will be pretty young things such as Cillian Murphy, Kirsten Dunst and Sarah Michelle Gellar, plus homely old dudes like Bob Hoskins, Bruce Willis and Willem Dafoe. Steve Coogan will add comedy, though probably not as much as Nick Nolte, whose name is practically synonymous with glamour (which we’re told in French means “smelling like cheap whisky”).
As far as elegance goes, there are distinguished vets like Ian McKellan and Gena Rowlands and current screen queens Cate Blanchett and Halle Berry, plus The Rock, who shall henceforth be known as La Roche. Jury members will also get to strut their stuff, including Samuel L. Jackson, whose forthcoming Snakes on a Plane obviously proves his impeccable taste in cinema. The most-likely-to-let-a-boob-slip award goes to Patricia Arquette (although Nolte’s probably in the running, too), while our vote for sweetest piece of carpet candy goes to French vixen Ludivine Sagnier. Google it — you’ll thank us Via Dose
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