Paul and Heather – Bye, Bye Love

Paul and Heather Mills McCartney are going to call it quits. And so, here in song, I present the Ballad of Paul and Heather:

All my loving, I will send to you (maybe not)

Can’t buy me love, love,
Can’t buy me love. (well, actually, according to the BBC: “The musician is worth an estimated £800m, and Mills has revealed in the past that he turned down her offer to sign a prenuptial agreement to protect his fortune.” Overheard from Paul: “Oh, crap.”)

Got a good reason for taking the easy way out,
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out – now (no, I think it was more this: “found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives”.)

I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello. (perhaps this is the real reason for the breakup? Communication issues?)