Paula Abdul has another crazy breakdown

Right ON! You know we’re getting close to starting my favorite show, “American Idol”,when we get more crazytime from Miss Prescription Meds herself, Paula Abdul. Here’s the schoop:

A witness said, “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

Shut up, Poltergeist?!?!? Like THIS Poltergeist?

Screw that noise, I can’t be watchin’ my Paula if she’s suddenly going all Satan on me. Stick to the meds craziness, and stay away from the demons, honey!