Paula Abdul: I Have A Hoo-Hoo

First Paula blamed her craziness on Simon, but now there’s more sinister forces at work. This from Reality Blurred:

“Paula’s vagina apparently has a lot of influence on the judging panel.

First, Paula explains that Randy and Simon are there to rip the contestants apart, so she doesn’t have to. MSNBC’s Jeannette Walls tells us about a conversation Paula had with Rolling Stone, in which she said, “It’s not my role. Why should I, when the guys to the right and left of me [Simon Cowell] will crush them?”

But that alone does not keep her from criticizing the contestants. Her genitalia also lends a hand. “And that’s on top of the fact that I have a vagina,” she tells Rolling Stone, and then confesses that that may not always be the case. “Though I do check between my legs to see if something else is sprouting down there,” she said.”

I’ll tell you what else is sprouting down there. It’s called a Crazy Tree, and you’ve been eating the Forbidden Fruit, my dear.