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Oh, that Paula Abdul, she so crazy! And obviously addled from all the druggy-poos, because she’s now saying that she’s never been stoned on the Happy Pills or drunk from Jesus Juice. Listen to what she had to say:
“I’ve never been addicted to any prescription drugs. I’ve never been drunk. I’ve worked my whole life,” Abdul told “Nightline” in an exclusive interview. Despite undergoing 15 surgeries since a neck injury in 1992, Abdul said she has never taken addictive painkillers.
“I will not take those drugs,” Abdul said. “And you can check my medical records. There is nothing like that. I was never on Oxycontin or Vicodin or anything like that. I was on nerve medicine and anti-inflammatories.”
Last week ABC News followed up on Abdul’s offer to “check her medical records,” asking for her permission to speak to one of her doctors. She declined.
LOL! Yeah, I BET she declined! Yeah, I’ve never been drunk either, you guys…and monkeys just flew out of my butt. AS IF!
So, she just says random crazy things on American Idol because she’s batshit crazy, not because she’s addicted to some fantastic cocktail of Willy Wonka pills? Personally, I would rather be known as Crazy Paula rather than Drug-Addled Paula. Because seriously, Paula? Honeychile? Have you WATCHED yourself?
Just say no, Paula! You can do it!
