What You Didn’t Miss By Skipping The People’s Choice Awards

How the hell this gal got this job is confusing. Maybe it's because no one else wanted it?

Sometime a funny lady like Jane Lynch finds herself being asked to do a sketch where her comedic brilliance just falls a bit short. It's not her fault; no, we blame this on the writers.

It was the funniest part of the night, but considering the events, it's a dubious honor.

Why it is anyone thought that yet another American Pie movie would be a good idea is confusing. We're going to assume that Tara Reid, who also invented a Big Lebowski sequel, begged for it and voila! it happened. Honestly, that can be the only valid reason for it. Well that, and the fact that no one has seen Stifler being Stifler in awhile.

Something my mother would wear to a benefit, if she were an Upper West Side socialite in her 60s.

"Why oh why?" screeched thousands of 13-year-olds when they saw this. I don't even care for him and even I cringed.

Please note that he was in the same category as Steve Carell. Um, what?