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So Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend Pete Wentz wants to be a model apparently:
OMG, totally bum-gyrating news! Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy bassist, arm candy to Ashlee Simpson and accidental Internet exhibitionist, has signed with a modeling agency. A fancy-schmancy announcement went out to fashion folk announcing Petey is available for editorial and fashion endorsements. Hire him for your next schlong-swingin’ bachelorette party now! Seriously, though (at least, as serious as it gets at AT-ville), here’s our Sick-Sick Six list of things we think Pete is just perf to endorse:
- Guyliner: You know, as in black eyeliner but for dudes. Petey-poo always smudges the smoky stuff onto his eyes, and it’s become his signature look. Some marketing wizzes should make liner just for men, so they don’t have to dig into their chicks’ makeup bags anymore, and get Pete to be the face o’ the bitchin’ new brand. Brills!
- T-Mobile Sidekick: This little device, so popular with the Hollywood set, is what Pete used to take pics of his privates, which somehow ended up all over everbody’s laps, I mean laptops. P.W. could encourage the rest of Tinseltown to take pics of their own nether regions and release them, instead of waiting for paparazzi to snap them exiting a car. That’ll show those upskirt snappers, right, Britney Spears?
- Skinny Jeans: Since this guy currently wears jeans tighter than Victoria Beckham’s, he should represent the threads, already. Plus, with all the contracts certain fallen celebs have lost and Lindsay Lohan is bound to lose due to her little DUI scandals, some denim company should be needing a spokesmodel very soon.
- Hair Products: This guy’s coif always looks like it’s been loaded with goop, slicked, spiked and flat-ironed to pissy perfection. He can even have his own line of hair extensions, à la Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton! Classy.
- Pens: Because this dude’s got oodles of tatts, he could so totally give inky Bics some street cred, right? Kids can draw their own temporary tattoos on, just like Pete’s!
- Condoms: And since Trojan, so far, apparently declines to sponsor this column’s Blind Vice section (which advertises penis-pokin’ activities out the wacky wazoo), I thereby cede my raincoat-sportin’ biz desires to Mr. W. Till the end of the summer, at least. A magnum magnifique idea, n’est-ce pas?
Source Tags: pete wentz, ashlee simpson, guyliner
he should so totally do them all that would be so good and it would send his rep. sky high
hell yes he should be a model. I think he would be great at it. just like everything else he does in his life. Pete if you ever read this- I want to let you know that even though you have so much work to do and if you want to model I think you would rock at it.
“life is too short to sit down and say “what if”. If modeling is what you also want to do, then why sit down and waste 10 mins of your life, I don’t care what people say, you never can get those mins back once you waste it.”
SO, MAKE IT COUNT FOR SOMETHING.
he will make a great model and i support everything u do 100% and ashlee everyone is jelous of you and most wont admit it and usually i wont either.
Pete Wentz is perfect he can do anything! omgee!!! i freakin’ love love love LOVE pete!!!!
I think he may be good at it, but i can’t imagine him strutting down a runway. (Kind of gay if u ask me)
pete as a model woudl be awsome but it wont make a difference hes already had like a cajillian pictures taken of him lol
but i doubt he will be strutting hes stuff down a cat walk or whatever lol but if he does well that nice isnt it
i think pete is a bit gay anyways but owell he used to say he was only gay ubove the belt doesnt mind me i think gays are adorable and nice and funny and hott lol ahhahahaha lol but thats just me i doubt people listen to me anyways lol owell xoxoxoxoxoox
Hey! Hot picture alert! If Paris Hilton is your fave, then I have a website for you to see. Who wants it?