Pippa and James Middleton Offered Millions for Porn Cameos

Consider James Middleton‘s leaked nude photos his audition, because Vivid Entertainment co-chair Steven Hirsch has approached James, offering $1 million for him to appear in just one scene of an upcoming porn movie. Pippa Middleton got an even more jaw-dropping offer: $5 million for a single scene! Hirsch sent her a letter saying that he thought her “beauty and attitude” would take her far in the adult industry. (The photos of her dancing in her bra and a skirt probably helped, too.)

Hirsch’s letter says that Pippa would have her pick of partners for an “explicit” — as if there are any others — scene, and that James can be in the same production, albeit in a separate scene. (Whew!) Hirsch doesn’t explain what prompted the correspondence, other than to say that he thought Pippa was the real star of the Royal Wedding on April 29.

Vivid is likely just trying to cash in on the big event, as all viewers seemed to be charmed by the lovely Pippa despite the fact that it was her sister Kate who was getting married. There might also be some thrill to the chase due to the fact that Pippa and James would never say yes, thanks to stereotypical English restraint and the watchful eye of the Royal Family.