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Fri, Apr 11 2008

Please don’t ever sing for us again, Teri Hatcher. WE MEAN IT.

Dear Teri Hatcher:

We think you do a good job on “Desperate Housewives.” At least, we’re glad you’re gainfully employed now, after that whole unemployed for ten years after Superman thing. Good for you!

However, (and we don’t know how to put this nicely), you SUCK AT SINGING. Like, really suck. Like, painfully suck. As in you are suckalicious.

We’re going to have to ask you to never sing in public again. Yes, it was that bad.

Love you in Housewives! Kiss kiss!

Sincerely, Snarky Gossip and the Snarkarinos

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Comments

  1. By Cherie

    @Kevin – did you see Peter up there? He didn’t like it either.

    I do wish I had your ears, tho. I bet they are very SPECIAL.

  2. By kevin

    Interesting that most criticism comes from women. I thought she sang good looked fantastic and, unlike Carie Underwood, has got talent.

  3. By Cherie

    Even if she did it to be funny – it was too awful to watch. I had my hand over my eyes and kept cringing…. NO MORE SINGING, TERI!

  4. By mona

    Media whore needs to kill herself, & she can’t figure out why she can’t get a man?!

  5. By Peter Belisi

    That was painful.