‘Real Housewife’ Teresa Giudice Supposedly Wants Her Own Cooking Show

This season of Real Housewives of New Jersey is trainwreck TV at its finest – trashy dresses, adult women acting like high schoolers, and a drunken brawl at a christening. But it sounds like Teresa Giudice has had enough. With the addition of Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile, two of Teresa’s relatives who hate her, she no longer has Danielle Staub to hide behind. And the drama’s reportedly taking a toll on her. This week’s In Touch magazine reports that Teresa wants off of Housewives. But she doesn’t want to give up being on TV – instead, she wants a cooking show. Teresa’s cookbook Skinny Italian was a big hit, so she thinks she can capitalize on the cookbook’s success and rebrand herself. Plus, her cooking show wouldn’t have Melissa on it, which I’m sure is a big improvement for Teresa.

But whose faux Italian accent would be more irritating – Teresa’s, or Giada de Laurentiis‘? Can’t you see a very special crossover episode where Teresa and Paula Deen see who can work more gratuitous mentions of their children into the episode?