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'Real Housewives' Doll Recap: 'She Grew A Penis'

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Kelly “I’m Up Here, and You’re Down There” Bensimon brags about her cover shoot for Playboy.

“I’ll be topless,” she tells Countess and Jill. Not to be outdone, Countess says, “I’d consider doing Playboy. I was married to a European. Being topless is no big deal.”

  • Ramona bitches to Bethenny about the time Jill and Countess ganged up on her on a yacht
  • Bethenny bad mouths Countess for being a high-and-mighty hypocrite (and growing a penis).
  • Ramona and Mario dance at the Lily Pond
  • Ramona coos when Simon tells her she resembles a young Cameron Diaz.
  • Allow Alex to explain.
  • At Ramona's request, Mario leaves Countess a voice message to try and patch things up (he had angered LuAnn by calling her
  • Jill and Countess rehash Mario's voice message at Countess' house
  • Jill calls Ramona on Countess' behalf to impolitely decline Mario's Labor Day invite
  • Ramona goes insane.
  • The Countess approves.
  • Bethenny lost a Jill as a BFF but gained Jason as a BF.
  • Kelly
  • Jill bemoans the end of her friendship to Bethenny.

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