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Camille Grammer, who is married to famous person Kelsey Grammer, is so stressed! She's in New York with the kids visiting her husband, and OF COURSE her mom has cancer! Poor Camille has tested positive for the the gene that causes the cancer and she's producing a show for Nickelodeon and she's still on Hawaii time and Kelsey's apartment in New York is only three bedrooms and she has four nannies and has no idea where she'll put everyone while Kelsey is off on stage dressing in drag in La Cage Aux Folles and Kyle is around pointing out the fact that she's going on vacation with other dudes.
Do you remember Lisa Vanderpump's favorite gay Cedric? His underarms are still smooth and he's still hanging around the house, mostly because he knows what's good for him.
Lisa, who is officially the best housewife of the bunch, takes him under her wing this week. “He wants to be a housewife,” she says. Let's hope he finds a househusband soon so that someone else can foot his tab other than the Vanderpumps.
Kyle Richards stops by Taylor Armstrong's house before a big shopping trip to find Taylor pretty annoyed with her daughter's new dog Snowball. Taylor's husband bought the puppy for daughter Kennedy's fourth birthday last week despite Taylor's hesitations.
“Everything I do revolves around this dog! That's why I didn't want this dog!” No one asks what the four-year-old is up to.
While Kyle is off shopping with Taylor, her sister Kim Richards laments the fact that Kyle makes friends so easily. Kim, on the other hand, chooses her friends wisely.
"Kyle has a lot of friends,” she says, “but I like to pick my friends.”
Considering that Kim's so-called friends are not around and possibly imaginary, it's safe to say that she chose poorly.
Lisa takes Kyle to a hypnotist to help her conquer her fear of flying before their trip to New York.
“I knew I was going on a trip with her for six hours,” Lisa says, remembering her spastic behavior on the quick flight to Sacramento during the first episode. Unfortunately, the hypnotist doesn't make either of them quack like a chicken or hand over their credit cards, so there's no visible proof that the process actually worked. (Who knows what the Bravo staff slips in the ladies' drinks before the cameras start rolling.)
Lisa is a little dubious, but Kyle is convinced she's cured: “It made me feel...strange. And that means it must be working.”
Camille Grammer, who is married to famous person Kelsey Grammer, is so stressed! She's in New York with the kids visiting her husband, and OF COURSE her mom has cancer! Poor Camille has tested positive for the the gene that causes the cancer and she's producing a show for Nickelodeon and she's still on Hawaii time and Kelsey's apartment in New York is only three bedrooms and she has four nannies and has no idea where she'll put everyone while Kelsey is off on stage dressing in drag in La Cage Aux Folles and Kyle is around pointing out the fact that she's going on vacation with other dudes.
Before their swanky New York dinner, Kyle confronts Camille to tell her that they're OK despite their off-camera fight.
"Don't be insecure!" she says. And then they start to have an on-camera fight at dinner.
"How am I insecure? I'm so above this!" Camille whines, to which Kyle responds, "You need to get a therapist immediately!"
The other gals, lacking Kyle's psychotherapy skills, watch with shock and confusion as though this is a shouty tennis match. The preview for next week's episode alludes to more fighting at dinner tables, but with Taylor and Kim getting into the action. Til next time!
