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Teresa uses this opportunity to redirect our attention from the fact that, among all the arrests and the bankruptcy and auction, Joe is being sued for committing forgery. In the interview, she says, "My husband ended up signing his ex-partner's name, BUT MY HUSBAND ADMITTED IT. SEE, YOU GOTTA LIE." Then she said, despite all the damning allegations and facts their lawyer is presenting, that they've basically won the case. Capisce? Those are some clever mind tricks, Tree. Did you take Psych 101 in college? As if she hasn't dug herself a large enough hole, she proceeds to tell us that her Jewish friends would have left their husbands if they were in her position. Oy vey.
Ashley's apology to her mother was about as sincere and effective as Mel Gibson's apology to the Jews.
Relax, you two -- that's a smudging tool, not a fat blunt. And wouldn't it be better to have "Zen Jen" over after the Real Housewives come to the party, to vanquish the evil and all that?
Lauren is turning into her mother! When she said, "I feel like she wants the attention of 'oh poor me, poor me' -- well, guess what, you're not getting that here," I could swear she was Caroline in a brown wig. And isn't it amazing how far Lauren has come since the first season? She was like a more palatable version of Ashley, until she finally went to beauty school. Unfortunately, beauty school might not be enough for Ashley; perhaps she should sign up for that show Beyond Scared Straight.
Careful sweetie, lest you muss the nose job.
Teresa uses this opportunity to redirect our attention from the fact that, among all the arrests and the bankruptcy and auction, Joe is being sued for committing forgery. In the interview, she says, "My husband ended up signing his ex-partner's name, BUT MY HUSBAND ADMITTED IT. SEE, YOU GOTTA LIE." Then she said, despite all the damning allegations and facts their lawyer is presenting, that they've basically won the case. Capisce? Those are some clever mind tricks, Tree. Did you take Psych 101 in college? As if she hasn't dug herself a large enough hole, she proceeds to tell us that her Jewish friends would have left their husbands if they were in her position. Oy vey.
Apparently, Teresa's mind tricks don't work on all the ladies of Franklin Lakes. Caroline, Jacqueline, Melissa, and Kathy choose to believe what they read over Teresa's mind manipulation.
Kathy's throwing a "goddess" party to show off her culinary and catering abilities. Rich uses the opportunity to prove why he is our favorite Real Housewives husband of all time, by setting out Holy Water to splash on Teresa.
Uh... oh. Look's like Teresa's friends are sleeping with the enemy.
Of course, any party with the Giudice/Gorga/Wakile clans has to come to blows at some point. Seemingly out of thin air, Teresa asks Melissa and Kathy why they started hanging out with Kim G. When things get heated, Kathy calls out the belly dancers. Something tells me Danielle Staub might have enjoyed that show more than this crowd.
Dun, dun, dun. Back at the Laurita house, things still suck between Ashley and her parents. Luckily, we got a taste for what it must have been like to grow up with Jacqueline as a mom in the early '90s, with her sporting a high side pony and off-the-shoulder shirt in this scene.
Just like Daddy, baby Nicholas ain't having any of Ashley's bullshit. "Juvenile," he thinks, as he sucks on his pacifier.
The thing that I don't understand is, doesn't Ashley realize there is a camera crew documenting her every single bad move? In that situation, wouldn't you try to put a good face on, and not expose America to your slow decline towards a nervous breakdown? Not that I'm complaining, because obviously I like to see all the dirty Laurita dirt. But pull it together, Ashley!
