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Well, isn't this a treat. Who exactly thought it would be a great idea to name a "Punta Princess"? As if there hasn't been enough competing, posturing, jealousy and insulting already. And asking these ladies who is the current vice president? Let's be clear: there are no members of Mensa here. Why don't you start them off small with a question they might have a chance of getting right: Where is the Swarovski crystal store in the Short Hills Mall? I'm putting my money on Tre.
Way to be inconspicuous, Jersey.
Dominican Republic's local marketplace isn't exactly what the ladies expected. Hey, is the carnage at the market more or less repulsive than Danielle Staub's sex tape? Better or worse than picturing Caroline shaving her face? Better or worse than reading Ashley's diary?
Something tells me she learned those skills while getting scruffy at the Posche fashion show.
Is this a Benihana or local Dominican cuisine? Leave it to the Jersey ladies to find hibachi in the DR. Who else cringed when Joe Giudice said to Teresa, "Come here my love, my sexy little bitch... I'm gonna fuck you." Taking a page out of Joe Gorga's book, are you?
Well, isn't this a treat. Who exactly thought it would be a great idea to name a "Punta Princess"? As if there hasn't been enough competing, posturing, jealousy and insulting already. And asking these ladies who is the current vice president? Let's be clear: there are no members of Mensa here. Why don't you start them off small with a question they might have a chance of getting right: Where is the Swarovski crystal store in the Short Hills Mall? I'm putting my money on Tre.
Oh, yes, Ashley. The prodigal daughter returns. As if we could have forgotten about her. I have to believe her spin on the reason she's not in college is perhaps a bit editorialized. Hey, Ash: if you wanna be a socialite like Paris or Kim K, you're gonna need a sex tape first. Put up or shut up. Tell her, Danielle!
After all the good things Melissa has said about Jesus this season, he better pull through!
Melissa rocked it! So, fans, tell us who gets the "Best Singer in Housewives History" award: Melissa? Kandi? Kim? Simon (Jesus Christ, remember that)? LuAnn? Am I missing anyone?
And on a side note, her dedication to her father was so touching and made the performance all the more special.
Jacqueline loves it, but Chris doesn't seem as enthralled. Perhaps he is a Reverend Moore sympathizer?
Kathy and Teresa kiss and make up! Could this really be the same woman who said, of Kathy, "You wanna fuck wit me? I'll fuck right back witchu, bitch." Who else can't wait for the season finale?!
