Reality TV’s 10 Best Crybabies: Kim Richards, Brad Womack, and More

Still in his teens, he has two adorable twin daughters, one of whom has serious health problems. But he's just a good-hearted redneck who wants to marry Leah, settle down, and wear head-to-toe camo. His tears are the perfect counterbalance to Jenelle Evans' constant bitchfaces.

A good way to make sure America remembers who the hell you are when it comes time to vote? Tears. A lot of them.

Now that she's carrying her own show, Bethenny needs to do more than just not be Jill Zarin in order to get people to like her. Quick solution? Cry in every single episode.

I'd cry if I had raised all those monsters too.

The View may not technically be a reality show, but Elisabeth Hasselbeck clearly learned the power of tears during her stint on Survivor. Now she cries whenever someone disagrees with her.

Farrah has a lot of good reasons to cry - her ex-boyfriend (and her baby's father) died in a car wreck, and her mom assaulted her.

After he and Sammi broke up, Ronnie spent every episode locking himself in the bathroom and weeping. Oh, and bleeding from his butt.

Her sister is mean to her and accuses her of being an alcoholic on national television. Yeah, who wouldn't cry?

It's the same thing every season: Paula joins alliance, rest of alliance uses her and then votes her out when she's no longer useful. By now she should know enough to join better alliances and to wear waterproof mascara.

Emily doesn't love him, so he cries. Emily does love him, so he cries. Clearly all that therapy he got between Bachelor sessions turned him into a stage-five weeper.