Regis Philbin lets us know how he’s doing after heart surgery

If you didn’t already know, Regis Philbin got a triple bypass last week, which I guess is supposed to be a big deal. *I* got a root canal, but NOBODY CARES, now, do they. Hmph.

Anywho, he called Kelly Ripa this morning and told her he’s in pain, but doing okay….it hurts when he sneezes (what else did they do when they were in there, huh?). But here’s the TMI part:

"Last night I was yelling—I’m a little embarrassed to tell you this—but I was yelling, `I haven’t had sex in 3 1/2 months!’" he said.

Yes, well, thank you for helping me decide NOT to eat that large chocolate Costco muffin. Oh! And thank you for helping me get rid of the burrito I ate last night, the ham sandwich I had for lunch on Monday, and the pancakes I ate Christmas morning 2002. BECAUSE I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

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