Report: Is The Situation En Route To ‘Dancing With the Stars’?

That’s the rumor from Ted Casablanca, who hears The Situation – who stands to make some $5 million this year through various self-promotional endeavors – will join the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. Other names include Ali Fedotowsky, Audrina Patridge and Troy Aikman.

We’re betting Troy comes in first – because athletes always win on DWTS – and The Situation pulls second. Oh, his 15 minutes are far from over. We give him another year before his fame fades as fast as Paris Hilton.

A rep for ABC did not immediately respond to Crushable’s request for comment. Stay tuned.