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Mon, Jun 9 2008

Royal treatment for the Jolie-Pitt twins

So the obligatory baby togs store, Petit Tresor, has reported what Ang and Brad have bought for the impending arrival of the twins. Let’s see what we’ve got here:

Team Jolie-Pitt bought organza bassinets ($800), Versailles-style cribs ($3,200) with matching changing tables ($2,800), armoires ($4,500) and silk gliders. They even installed two pink crystal chandeliers for the girls at a cost of $899 each.

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Hmm, changing tables? You know how many times I used that damn table? Like three times. I was always scared the kids were going to squirm their little poopy selves right off of it. Plus chandeliers; aww, that shiznit is tired. What they REALLY need is one of those flashing strobe lights that makes you all smart and stuff by tapping into your subconscious. Or are those the ones that give you seizures? I forget.

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