Rumor alert: is Nicolette Sheridan pregnant?

So you know what grosses me out the most about this? That is Nicolette Sheridan IS in fact pregnant, I’m going to have to finally face the fact that she’s been having wild monkey sex with this guy:

Uh huh. Anyway, apparently she’s been slinging around BIG HINTS on the set of Desperate Housewives that she might be knocked up. We don’t know when the blessed event is going to happen, and frankly, I really don’t care. THIS is what I should think she should be concerned about at this point:

I’m sorry, I really am.