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O noes! Rumors have been floating since day one of the true origin of Katie Holmes’ pregnancy, and in next week’s National Enquirer, there’s going to be a big write up about it. Here’s the basic rundown:
Ok, we weren’t going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented – there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor – form your own conclusions.
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Okay, so what do you think?
1471 days ago
[...] –The National Enquirer has an interesting tale of Katie Holmes perhaps being knocked up before marrying Tom Cruise and Suri being older than we all thought. Which is less exciting than frozen L. Ron Hubbard sperm, but still. [Snarky Gossip] [...]
I know this story sounds too good to be true, as Tom’s weirdness has leaped to new bounds, but this is true. Normally I would brush the enquirer aside, but I saw her in the latter stage of ‘pregnancy’. She had a fake abdomen on. When she lifted something up to look at, her jeans were zipped all the way up. For ANYONE who has been pregnant, ‘nough said…right?
Suri was born at the same hospital that Brook Shield gave birth at. So I think this is story is crazy.
Tommy boy is koo koo, pwnge in the poll hahahaha, xenu is the father FTW!
Yep, Suri has eyes shaped like Chris Klein. I hope she manages to escape the mothership unscathed someday, no matter how she ended up coming into the world.