Comments on: Rumors are getting stronger about the paternity of Suri Cruise-Holmes

By: The January 28 Hot Link Orgy | Blog of Hilarity

The January 28 Hot Link Orgy | Blog of Hilarity — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00:43 +0000

[...] –The National Enquirer has an interesting tale of Katie Holmes perhaps being knocked up before marrying Tom Cruise and Suri being older than we all thought. Which is less exciting than frozen L. Ron Hubbard sperm, but still. [Snarky Gossip] [...]

By: cari

cari — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:34:28 +0000

I know this story sounds too good to be true, as Tom’s weirdness has leaped to new bounds, but this is true. Normally I would brush the enquirer aside, but I saw her in the latter stage of ‘pregnancy’. She had a fake abdomen on. When she lifted something up to look at, her jeans were zipped all the way up. For ANYONE who has been pregnant, ‘nough said…right?

By: Sharon

Sharon — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:36:01 +0000

Suri was born at the same hospital that Brook Shield gave birth at. So I think this is story is crazy.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:17:04 +0000

Tommy boy is koo koo, pwnge in the poll hahahaha, xenu is the father FTW!

By: wb

wb — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:18:12 +0000

Yep, Suri has eyes shaped like Chris Klein. I hope she manages to escape the mothership unscathed someday, no matter how she ended up coming into the world.