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While conducting a routine search in accordance with son Redmond’s probationary terms, police found a BONANZA of drugs at the Ryan O’Neal home, including meth. Meth! A couple of tweakers! Who knew? Well, nothing bonds a family more than doing drugs together.
Anyway, they were both released after ponying up bail money and will probably be charged with felony possession of drugs. Good times, baby. What does Farrah think of this?
“Drugs. Again. Doesn’t he know that drugs are bad? I know that because my toaster told me so. My toaster is WISE, so wise. I love my toaster. Mmmm. Toast. I could use some toast right now. I like toast. Toast is my friend.
What were we talking about?”
Oh, I see from looking at the pics that Ryan drinks too? Wonderful as the two do go together or you can pick one or the other. Of couse you don’t generally get arrested for having booze in the house. Hmm…
Well now we know why Redmond started his drug habit at 12 or 13. No wonder all Ryan’s kids are messed up…just like good old dad….