Shania Twain’s Life Is Like A Sad Episode Of ‘Wife Swap’

Congratulations Shania Twain! We’re so happy you’re getting married to your former best friend’s husband…the same best friend of course, who is now married to your ex!

So: For fourteen years, Robert “Mutt” Lange and Shania had a magical abode in Switzerland, that was impossible to get to except by plane. Their best friends and neighbors were Marie-Anne Thiebaud and her husband Frederic, an executive at Nestle. Then Marie-Anne took off with Robert somewhere in 2008, leaving Shania with the scraps of her and her former BFF’s marriages. Now Frederic and Shania have announced they are getting married

Key party, anyone?