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Monday, April 23, 2007 - 9:54 am ET
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So how does Sheryl Crow do a Number Two?

Sheryl Crow wants to do her part for the environment, and so is suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper to wipe our naughty parts.

As a public service announcement, I would HIGHLY suggest that if you are ever in a position to shake hands with Sheryl, that you immediately get help from the CDC, since girlfriend has GOT to be wiping with her hands. Just one square, my ass. Stupid environmentalist psycho!

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Monday, April 23, 2007 - 9:54 am ET
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  1. Trogdor

    Funniest thing about Sheryl Crow’s current environmentalist tour … her song currently scores a TV ad for Subaru SUV’s.

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  2. str8t_talk

    No wonder Lance dropped her, NASTY! Yet, she flies around in her jet polluting the air too! What a liberal nutcase! I wouldn’t use her washclothes or towels if I were a guest in her house, let alone her bathroom, I think I could hold it. Don’t touch anything! LOL

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