Sonny Corinthos' Parenting Skills

After all the destructive crap Michael has pulled the minute he woke up from coma, he gets rewarded by none other than his Father who will never get the Father of the Year award anytime soon or EVER for that matter.

Let’s see, Michael has been such an ass to his own Mother. He is disrespectful and has no sense of what consequences means. But then again, the young Michael has always been like that.

He was fighting in a bar, accompanied by his young sister who is equally destructive and spoiled.

He demands to be trained by his Father’s thugs to be the next in line to inherit the mob business. Sonny, understandably tried to explain, albeit unconvincingly, to him that it will never happen. If you really think about it they’re actually rich enough for him to go to any school he wants to make something of himself. Yale, Harvard, Columbia, etc…. Now if only he’d apply himself into reading books and catch up in his school work since he was in a coma for a year after all instead of being the town mischief.

After unsuccessfully trying to convince everyone how much he wants to be the next Uncle Jason of Port Charles and Mob Boss like Dad, Michael gets rewarded with a new sports car.

Here you go son, you now have a vehicle to use to spread more mischievousness in town. Make sure to pick up your sister soon to be the next slut in Port Charles. Have a lot of fun destroying properties, earn as much parking tickets you could possibly earn, and don’t forget to break all the traffic laws you could think of.  Commit all the aforementioned crimes and maybe you’ll earn a 45 from me and Uncle Jason next week. Welcome back Michael.

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