Spoiler Alert: Blogger Reality Steve Identifies The Final Four on ‘The Bachelorette’

Well, that was quick. Blogger “Reality Steve,” aka Steve Carbone has made a name for himself spoiling The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. He gained infamy as the person who spoiled the Jason/Melissa/Molly surprise ending, and now he lives to poke ABC. On his blog, he posted the final four from Ashley Hebert‘s season of The Bachelorette. Click through it you want to know who they are.

The final four are supposedly Ames, Constantine, JP, and Ben F, with Ben F being Ashley’s chosen one. So far, the only one of these four who has gotten mush screen time was JP, who made a ballsy coin-flipping move to get Ashley to kiss him in this week’s episode. After watching this week I cannot believe she cut West and Mickey, who both seem adorable, but I’m glad that annoying Jeff the Mask Guy and Famewhore Bentley don’t make it to the finals. So far, all I remember about Ames is that he says he can tie a bowtie in the dark. And I think Constantine has a restaurant? It looks like The Bachelorette might be keeping these guys on the backburner right now in order to give the show a little more suspense – and give us some time to laugh at some of the boneheads before they get booted.

As for Ben F? He’s not the one I think is the cutest, but he’s a winemaker who loves The Dirt, so he seems like a quality pick to me. After all, the last winemaker on this show was Andrew Firestone, and he’s still possibly my favorite previous Bachelor. Good luck, Ashley!