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Cuteness overload! I so want to be on vacation AND I want a baby…haha. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes seem like they’re having a great time with Suri on the beach in France. Oh to be rich and on vacation!
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i hope suri doesn’t inherit her mamma’s rugby player thighs….
not a good look….
so, let me get this right…they are on a BEACH and katie is wearing heels that high, though her daughter is barefoot….’nice’
WOW…..short shorts and heels
I thought that’s what hookers wear.
It’s SO creepy how all three of them have identical hair cuts
that’s not true they look great.
she wore the same 4 inch heels with her shorts as she did with the wedding reception dress………as much as this girl show shops she couldn’t bring 2 pairs of shoes???????
BIZARRE
It looks like Tom has a bowl cut circa jim carrey in Dumb & Dumber. Look at the cut around his ears, it’s straight across. Yuck. He needs to think about firing his hairdresser.
Forgot to add that it looks like Tom is a wee bit chunky around the mid-section. He’s starting to look A LOT like my father…and thats not a good thing.
Her legs look great. I would love to know what she does to keep them so toned.
her legs are too big for the now miniscule top part of her body….she doesn’t ‘match’
She doesn’t match to you, but I do think she looks great….better than most celebrities. Healthy, fit, and not too thin. I don’t think my opinion can change on this one.
How can the same person who said she is too thin on one thread turn around and say now that her legs are too big?
I love her shorts and I think she loos great. I love the family picture. I just love any pics with Suri. Oh, the whole family.
By the way, I love Katie’s legs too. Never been one to like thin stick legs.
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SHe has horrible, ugly legs. SHe always had fat, unproportioned legs. And what’s this with her and TC wearing sunglasses and shoes? The baby doesn’t have anything to protect her eyes, and she has to walk barefooted on the pebbles. Yeah, good parents.
Carla, if Suri would wear sunglasses too, people like you would use that for another reason to go nuts about those people…uah same hair cut, same sunglasses,… Why should this Baby wear shoes, she’s carried around all the time. I love that couple and I think she has a beautiful body. She really got in shape again!
the top part of her body IS too thin, and when paired with those chunky thunder thighs, it DOES look out of proportion…
Forget the sunglasses, the baby should be wearing a hat if in the sun for an extended period of time.
DON’T HATE
Yeah… tell me about it, Leora.
In these photos, I could swear that Tom Cruise could almost pass for my high school sweetheart, Christopher J. Caputo! Chris, who is Tom’s younger biological brother, is the biological father of Suri’s two first-born triplets: 1st-born Stoune Parker Fields Cruise (THE BOY on the cover of Vanity Fair) and 2nd-born Sophie Jaide Fields Cruise (in the Vanity Fair mountain shot and the shot of the baby in the white dress being held up by Katie’s hands).
Tom Cruise is the biological father of 3rd born, smallest triplet, Suri Luna Fields Cruise: the baby we all know and love thanks to the paparazzi who follows Tom’s every official move.
In case anyone doesn’t know it, I am the single one biological mother whose body simultaneously released the 3 eggs that became Suri, Stoune and Sophie. Or, rather: Stoune, Sophie and Suri… all the way back on Valentine’s Day of 1983.
Come on… that’s Chris Caputo, isn’t it?!
It has to be.
My high school sweetheart, Chris, posing as my childhood sweetheart, Tom.
Just re-examined all these photos now.
This is DEFINITELY my high school sweetheart, Chris Caputo, together with our biological daughter, SOPHIE (NOT Suri) and Katie Holmes.
Look carefully at this guy. And look at the spectacle everyone is creating around him. This is a staged photograph. That is why the photographer didn’t zoom in too close. If Ross had, it would be obvious this is NOT Tom Cruise!
Look at how dark this guy’s hair is (it might be even darker if he didn’t dye all his gray hairs…). And if he wasn’t so busy smiling his Chris Caputo smile, you’d see how full his lips are. Chris is also a bigger guy than Tom… and so much more of a FLIRT. Just look at him go with all the ladies that surround him.
It’s like we’re back in high school all over again (ugh).
This is why Tom Cruise just got his extra short haircut. This is the way “Wall Street Banker” Chris Caputo wears his hair.
Where the h*ll are they?
So like Chris Caputo gets to meet MY babies before I do?! Flown to France by private jet… after the way that jerk has treated me?!
I’m furious with you, Ross.
I guess Chris is now shaving his hairy arms and chest… just like our mutual friend/my ex-almost-boyfriend/Olympic swimmer wannabe, Eric Postel (the person who re-introduced Chris and me on 10-30-1983).
All in the name of the less hairy Tom Cruise.
Chris, you must also be shaving your hands. I remember your hands being much hairier.
My, how you have lost so much weight since I saw you with that Caroline Basset Kennedy look-a-like b*tch escort last year, Chris.
My, how you have lost so much weight since the time I happened to see you with that Caroline Basset Kennedy look-a-like esc*rt last year, Chris.
Getting ready for YOUR debut, I suppose?
Still waiting for MY debut. All while you and Bruce run around the world and Atlanta WITH MY MONEY.
I WANT MY MONEY NOW.
IF I DON’T GET IT SOON, CHRIS, I DON’T THINK I WILL EVER FEEL LIKE FIXING YOUR MOST SEVERE FORM OF LIFELONG ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
I ALREADY GAVE YOU YOUR WILD AND CRAZY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS. YOU HAVE YOUR MEMORIES, SO DREAM ON… AND KEEP HAVING ALL THAT S*XLESS S*X WITH ALL OF YOUR D*MN PR*STITUTES.
I’M PISSED.
Oh, pleeeaaasssse take Katie Holmes off Tom’s back without any further delay, won’t ya, Chris? I think the two of you are soooo very perfect for each other.
And because you like cheating so very much, Chris, you’ll only get hitched to a witch.
If you do that for me, Chris, maybe, just MAYBE I’ll consider fixing you, only this time with my knowledge and consent, for the first time in… oh, how long has it been since your last arranged r*pe? Oh, it’s so very difficult for a girl to remember when she’s always being dr*gged without her consent or knowledge.
I think it will be for the first time since you clinched your engagement to Elizabeth: in 1997.
A whole entire decade is a mighty long time to go without any h*rd-on, isn’t it?
Try a whole lot longer if you do not give me MY MONEY NOW. That money was MINE before I was ever born.
To prove my point, I’ll stay a born-again-Virgin forever if necessary.
And so will you… (well, sort of).
Currently, I’m at 5 years and counting. I can keep going if you, Tom and Johnny Depp would like me to.
Oh, how disappointed all the extra people in this photograph will be when they find out that this was not really Tom Cruise.
oh boy, the crazy train has left the station and is full speed ahead
STOP IT CLAIRE! YOUR GOING CRAZY!
Cute family