Subscribe
I had to share this last picture of Suri Cruise because it’s just SO cute! She looks just like Katie Holmes.
Tags: tomkat, tom cruise, katie holmes, suri cruise
-
Welcome to Crushable
Crushable gives you the celebrity news, style and scoop on the stuff you care about.
The only reason Suri appears to resemble her SURROGATE-MOTHER-FROM-HELL, Katie Holmes, is because Katie and Suri are biological SISTERS. I was the one who named the BOTH of them… all the way back in 1974 when I was 8 and Tom was 11. Yes, it is thanks to DNA cloning techniques (used only in the case of Katie, of course) that I am the ONLY biological mother of BOTH Katie and Suri (… even if I am not nearly as proud of Katie as I am of MY Suri). Furthermore, it is genetically IMPOSSIBLE for a green-eyed woman like Katie to be the biological mother of any blue-eyed child. I am the gray-blue eyed woman of Japanese descent who is THE ONLY BIOLOGICAL MOTHER OF SURI.
CLAIRE, why did To, let you out of your straight jacket???
I just have to ask……WHO the hell brings the head of Scientology on their HONEYMOON???? That is just so…..wrong
And Katie goes to Paris when her baby is a mere 6 months old FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK, yet she can’t leave the kid behind when she’s on her honeymoon, after having spent $3,000.00 on lingerie….oh yea, I forgot Tom’s gay, his lover David was on the honeymoon with them AND they cut the trip short a week early because of “weather”, which was a balmy 77 degrees at the time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This “couple”, and “their” baby just constantly crack me up!!!!!
She looks just like Tom Cruise, moron.
Plus, the best man WAS NOT on their honeymoon
you’re glib.
That is the fugliest baby I’ve ever seen.
Athena–you’re an idiot. GMD took his lover on his honeymoon.
Suri’s not at all happy without her REAL mother (ME)… that is why she is not looking her best. She is depressed. You would be too if you were being abused by Katie Holmes, believe me. Bringing David Miscavige on their sexless honeymoon was just part of the plan I approved as an 8-year-old all the way back in 1974. You see, this FAKE wedding for Katie was something that one of my biological fathers, the gangster known as L. Ron Hubbard, thought would be necessary. No one thought that I, the sole benefactor of the entire religious sect of Scientology, would ever survive all of the many thugs that the Church of Scientology would be sending my way. Imagine how all of those Scientologists must feel knowing that I am the most youthful, healthy, vibrant 41-year-old woman who is writing this. From their point of view, the only reason Katie was brought into existence in the first place was to be my replacement, my stand-in. And too bad for Katie that her job is now terminated. Oh, what shall Katie do now that her life no longer has any purpose?!
This baby is sooooo beautiful. She’s going to grow up to be a real heart breaker! I bet her birth parents really miss her =)
Does anyone know where you can Katie’s gorgeous top from?