Surprise Surprise: Mariah Yeater Drops The Paternity Suit Against Justin Bieber

Wonder why we haven’t heard anything from Mariah Yeater in over a week? TMZ reports that she quietly withdrew her lawsuit against Justin Bieber late last week—probably because the Biebs met her claims with a confident agreement to take a paternity test. Her ex-boyfriend coming forward to say that she tried the same shit with him a few months prior certainly didn’t help matters.

You can imagine that by now Mariah realized how deep a hole she’d dug for herself. For one, Bieber’s paternity test comes with the promise to sue her for defamation, to make an example of her for other celebrities met with equally ridiculous claims. Then there’s the small issue of if their sexual encounter even happened, it would’ve been statutory rape.

We hope, for the sake of her baby Tristyn, that Mariah can identify an actual father—or even a family member, because she really shouldn’t be trusted with this baby.