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Okay, this is probably mean, but the other day I finally figured out why Kailyn bugs me so much, and it's because she is basically the human version of Eeyore. Think about it: sad all the time, makes frowny faces, manages to turn compliments or positive things into negative ones.
Jenelle was busted for pot in the season finale, and Kieffer Delp was caught doing cocaine. No matter what other drugs these two might be addicted to, the biggest problem is that they're hooked on each other. Time to get the gang from Intervention to show up and put an end to this shit. Plus, imagine the teary speech mom Barbara Evans could make during the intervention. I'd DVR that.
Chelsea has spent most of her season going back and forth about her feelings about baby daddy Adam Lind and asking him to pay child support. Get these two in front of Judge Judy, and she would have that shit figured out in about sixty seconds, with some additional time to yell at Adam for being a loser and at Chelsea for not having a backbone.
As the one bright light this season, Leah struggled as the teen mom of twin girls, one of whom had serious health issues. Ty Pennington and the rest of the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition team would smell tearjerker all over this one: think of the cute house they could build in West Virginia for the Simms/Messer clan, complete with a camo-print master bedroom and a safe space for baby Ali to practice standing up on her own. Oh, and we know that Corey Simms has no objection to crying on TV.
Okay, this is probably mean, but the other day I finally figured out why Kailyn bugs me so much, and it's because she is basically the human version of Eeyore. Think about it: sad all the time, makes frowny faces, manages to turn compliments or positive things into negative ones.
