I still don't understand anything about this union.
They were married for two years, which is far longer than anyone else on this list. However, they were really TMI and gross about it, which is a hallmark of any decent short celebrity marriage. Tattoos. Blood vials. "We fucked in the car." Need I say more?
Brit Brit's 55-hour Vegas marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander back in 2004 was just a warm-up for insanity to follow.
These two stayed married for three months longer than Kim and Kris. Think about that.
To him, she was the ultimate Elvis collector's item.
I still don't understand anything about this union.
They broke up in 1996, shortly after Sheen was revealed to be a big name on Heidi Fleiss' client list.
With all the weird meta-pranks they played on the media, it was hard to tell if their relationship was ever real or if it was just one long piece of Kaufmanian performance art. Nice work, guys.
Cher had just gotten divorced from Sonny Bono, and this was a rebound marriage of sorts. Unfortunately, his massive drug and alcohol problems ended it pretty quickly. Which might've been what she wanted.
The blonde Mamas and the Papas singer reportedly couldn't keep up with his "unnatural sexual demands."
The OG short celebrity marriage. The great uncle of Paris and Nicky reportedly drank too much and abused her, so Liz left him after just six months. She would get married seven more times after that.










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