The 10 Worst Fictional Employees

Never believe the man in the van when he tells you he's taking you to a special pizza party.

He does not have that movie with that guy from the one with the talking dog, and he wouldn't help you find it even if he did.

He'd probably be a more productive member of Sacred Heart as Dr. Jan-e-tor.

The girl forgets some of the basic rules of being an intern: listen to your boss, try to learn, wear a bra.

I think my rides to school actually would have been a lot calmer if the bus driver was high.

Oh if only a fast food worker would shake a customer. It would make for such a good YouTube video.

As a watcher, he was too much of a softy-not on board with the locking his weakened charge in a room with a deranged vampire. As a librarian he was too distracted-what do the children want with My Friend Flicka when the world's going to end tomorrow anyways?

The walking sexual harassment suit himself, who proves the best way to get out of work you don't want to do is shoot someone.

If only the guy who's always on something at your office could be as successful as House.

Sleeping with interns, performing heart surgery with a shaky hand, having sex in closets, completely disregarding protocol whenever you damn well please. Seattle Grace would have a really, really hard time giving out an Employee of the Month award.