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The 12 Days of Christmas...according to Harry Potter

(Note: the following is the result of FAR too many Christmas cookies. Apologies in advance.)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Hedwig in the Whomping Willow.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
two Weasley Wheezes
and Hedwig in the Whomping Willow.

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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Seven Horcruxes
Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eight Chocolate Frogs
Seven Horcruxes
Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Nine Acromantulas
Seven Horcruxes
Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

th_HaryPotterAragog

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Ten Patronus Charms,
Nine Acromantulas
Seven Horcruxes
Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eleven House Elves,
Ten Patronus Charms,
Nine Acromantulas
Seven Horcruxes
Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

dobby

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve Firebolts,
Eleven House Elves,
Ten Patronus Charms,
Nine Acromantulas
Seven Horcruxes
Six Hogwarts High Inquisitor Educational Decrees
FIVE GOLDEN SNITCHES!
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Dursley people
Two Weasley Wheezes
and a Hedwig in a Whomping Willow.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sunday, December 20, 2009 - 3:13 am ET
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