The Crushable Team Predicts the MTV Movie Award Winners

Who We Think Will Win: Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis

In the past the best kiss award has gone out to five same-sex liplocks, and this one might be the steamiest of all.

Because if Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson win for the third year running, I think the universe will implode.

Who We Think Will Win: Twilight: Eclipse

It has everything a great movie should: a love triangle, a battle, excessive blinking, rock hard abs....man. we would be in so much trouble if tweens could vote in presidential elections.

Because it was funny, smart, and deserving. Also because they might play that awesome cover of Creep when they go up to accept the award.

Who We Think Will Win: Kristen Stewart

Just like everything else basked in the shimmer of a vampire's skin, this would be Stewart's third win, proving the voters don't get basic middle school etiquette. She stole your man, guys! You don't get her awards, you cut holes in her tank top and make her face smell like feet!

After years of watching Mathew Broderick sing "Danke Schoen," our generation finally has our own epic singing-in-the-shower scene. Thank you, Emma Stone.

Who We Think Will Win: Someone from Twilight

And just when they we thought the dividing issue of our time - Team Edward vs Team Jacob - had been peacefully resolved, MTV fans the flames of controversy. I'm hoping for a tie and ensuing battle to the death.

Come on nerd girls, band together! You know rapid banter is way hotter then penetrating eyes or a washboard stomach.

Who We Think Will Win: Andrew Garfield

Have you figured out the winning formula yet? The cutest boy takes home the trophy.

MTV has a long history of giving this award to adorable children (Kirsten Dunst, Haley Joel Osment, Jaden Smith) but a win for Chloe would mean the first win for an adorable child wielding large firearms.

Who We Think Will Win: Russell Brand

And honestly, who are we to begrudge him the win? He's been having a hard time lately: Arthur didn't get great reviews, he was deported from Japan, and it's only a matter of time before concerned parents come for him with pitchforks.

Her performance also calls for a few new categories: best fake sex scene, best performance of a Natasha Bedingfield song, best use of Puritan literature in a teen sex comedy....