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Because the one night you do, your girlfriend will definitely go into labor with your child. Racing to the hospital is more thrilling than any game of Tandem Twister.
Eli says it's just his dad's hunting gun and he just "forgot" to unload the hearse before going to class. Yeah, tell that to Drake's wheelchair-bound character Jimmy -- no one "accidentally" brings a gun to school.
Extra points if you act all judgmental about Holly J feeling uncomfortable about her relationship with Fiona. Anya, even just a few moments in this episode, and you're fantastic.
Now that you know that your friend is in love with you, do as Holly J does and do everything offensive to divert her attention: She tells Fiona she can't sleep over after the dance, won't let her zip up her dress, and smiles fakely.
Clare could've stayed in an abusive relationship, but instead she decided to tell Eli that she needed space -- knowing full well that he's got more than one screw loose and will make her pay for ripping out his heart.
Because the one night you do, your girlfriend will definitely go into labor with your child. Racing to the hospital is more thrilling than any game of Tandem Twister.
"Fiona, here's [lesbian girl] from Student Council! Doesn't Fiona look so pretty? Did you hear that, Fiona? She thinks you look pretty! You should dance with her!"
In a fit of frustration, Clare says that she hates Eli's hearse Morty, so to prove his love he closes his eyes and crashes it. (Never mind the possible innocent victims.) When Clare comes to visit him in the hospital, she realizes that he's done it because he knew she'd race to his side. Shudder.
