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Celebrities say the darndest things, don’t they? Sometimes you wonder if their brains are made of Cheetos and they are robotically controlled by their PR people to make a quick buck.
Wouldn’t you like to read the top 20 dumbest celebrity quotes EVER? From Jessica Simpson to George Bush, here they are in all their glory, after the jump:
Keep reading for the Top 40 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes!
Jessica Simpson – "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist" Paris – "What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Kimberly Stewart – (on Jennifer Aniston) "I like her cuz she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything."
Alicia Silverstone – "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness."
George Bush – "Too many obgyn’s aren’t able to practice their love with women across this country."
Arnold Schwarzanegger – "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Bill Clinton – "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mommy."
Britney Spears – "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"
Christina Aguilera – "So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Dan Quayle – "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."
Joaquin Phoenix – "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain"
David Hasselfhoff - "I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."
R.Kelly – "All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through."
Brooke Shields – "Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life."
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VH1 did this already. You just minimized it to 20.
Arnold’s wasn’t dumb, it was a joke!!!! Get it, gay also means happy. I saw this on the news and it was pretty clear he was joking.
Tara Reid – “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist”
In my opinion, Tara Reid made the most dumbest remark by far.. What was she thinking or did she stumble out the wrong words ?
1427 days ago
[...] like to thank http://www.vh1.com and snarky gossip for compiling some of the funniest, jaw dropping quotes to come from celebrities. in fact, i think [...]
so…can I say….VH1? plagiarized
i think arnold schwazanegger is dumbest of all. followed by britney and christina and alicia