The Twenty Ugliest Celebrities EVER

In today’s selection of Random Useless Crap, I bring you this list of the 20 Ugliest Celebrites. Here are my top five favorites:

Michael Jackson. Oh, come on – you knew he was going to be on this one.

This is Jocelyn Wildenstein, who has made it her life’s goal to get as much plastic surgery as possible….or something like that. She kind of makes me itchy.

Here we have Shane McGowan, who is a member of the Pogues. I think he’s missing a few teeth.

Next on the list is Iggy Pop, who is supposed to be super talented but I’ve always found him a bit blah. Also kind of scary what with the bulgy eyes and super long gorilla arms.

Last, but not least, we have Donatella Versace. She probably has had quite a bit of work done, but unfortunately for her it has made things worse, not better.