The Two Coreys talk about being touched by a “close friend”

Update: Check out these posts about Corey Haim’s death:
80′s Star Corey Haim Dead At 38
Corey Haim: A Video Retrospective

Yes, I do realize that there is only ONE of the Two Coreys in that picture, but I figure you can only handle so much of the Uber-Fartbag in one sitting. See how I’m looking out for you?

Anyway, I don’t watch the show, but apparently in the last episode one of them admitted to being raped at 14, and then the other one admitted to having some, uh, “inappropriate touching” by a close friend. Well, the only friend that fits the bill and timeframe for both of these yayhoos would be….drumrolll……Michael Jackson. Jesus Juice FTW!!!!!! You can watch the juicy here:

I’m not sayin’ he’s a pervert, but oh hell yes. I am.