Then and Now: Robert Pattinson Goes From Vampire Fantasy to Terrified Newlywed on Entertainment Weekly’s ‘Twilight’ Covers

Remember this, one of the first EW covers with what has now become teendom's dream couple? Kristen's almost recognizable, but it's Rob we have to laugh at. This was clearly the vampire make-up at its worst: White skin, red lips, weird hairless chest. You can't really say that they copied a typical romance novel cover since that's become such an ingrained part of society... but come on, they could have been a little more imaginative.

Aaand here's the worst of his hair -- that bedraggled copper monstrosity. It's so big that it blocks out part of Kristen's face!

There's something really bizarre about the fact that Kristen and Rob are positioned not to look at each other, and that they both seem to be drugged-out. The text is also a hilarious understatement: "Will this change their lives?" Um, duh.

Another photo from the same shoot, this time with less lip gloss. The hair is mostly covered by the title, thank God.

This was part of a three-piece collector's set: Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team Bella. You'd imagine that this is the period where the luster of all that initial fame started to wear off and he was getting worn down by the fans shrieking and chasing after him wherever he went.

This is one of the only natural photos of Rob in the bunch. Even his on-screen rival Taylor Lautner seems to still be mugging for the camera, but Rob's laughing to himself like he's remembered a private joke. Good on you, man.

The guys are working double-time to make this cover look hot, making up for smug, hatchet-haircut Kristen in the middle.

I think this was the only non-Twilight cover I could find, all about Rob's status as a leading man thanks to Water for Elephants. It's hilarious how they got Reese Witherspoon to act all besotted with him while he did his best "Bond... James Bond."

There will probably be at least three of these: Here the wedding, next the honeymoon... and after that, likely some sort of weird family portrait where Bella's lying on a bed with blood all over her dress and Edward's holding Renesmee in his teeth.

Kristen-as-Bella is throwing smoldering glances over her shoulder to show how excited she is for the wedding night. Rob-as-Edward looks like he's really regretting the whole marriage thing, and seeing if he can still get out of the water and flee back to rainy Forks.