This morning’s gossip brought to you by Buddy the Goofball Dog

Good morning, Snarkarinos! So I’ve already introduced you to Harley the Wonder Dog:

Well, Harley has a new friend, and his name is Buddy:

Buddy is a golden retriever mix that was found wandering the streets; we found him at a local pet shelter and he is a big creampuff of lovin’. I highly recommend dogs and cats – we now have FIVE PETS and yes, it’s somewhat like Dr. Doolittle around here at times, but we love it.

On to the goss! First, Kate Hudson gets kind of catty.

We totally believe you, Kate. Uh huh.

So

I never really took Kate Hudson for the snarky type, but listen to what she says here about Katharine Heigl:

“Who is she?” Hudson, whose movie Fool’s Gold opened at No. 1 its first weekend, said in UK Elle. “Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”

– source

Wow, catty!! Of COURSE she knows who Katharine Heigl is – that’s ridiculous. She needs to shut up and go make another crappy movie with Owen Wilson or Matt McConaughey.

Next; Amy Winehouse has reached a new low.

A bacterial infection for Amy Winehouse? I don’t think so

So apparently Amy has been walking around a golfball-sized lump on her cheek. Her spokesperson says it’s impetigo, which if you didn’t know, is a really nasty skin infection you get from picking at your scabs. I know, nice mental image, right? However, her cheek wouldn’t swell up with that, absolutely not, so it’s more likely that she got hit really hard or she walked into a door or something, which with her current lifestyle, geez, any of the above would fit the bill. – source

Next: is it a boy for Jamie Lynn Spears?

Yep – looks like Jamie Lynn and Britney were shopping at a baby store this weekend and only bought blue stuff, so either Jamie Lynn is having a boy, or Britney (God forbid) is pregnant with number 3. I’m crossing my fingers for Jamie Lynn, because honestly, if Britney is sperminated again, I don’t know what kind of fresh nutwhackage she would unleash on the world at large. It would be truly frightening. – source

Next: Oscar winner Marion Cotillard makes some ill-considered remarks.

Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, but DAMN

Okay.

So there’s somewhat of a controversy over French actress Marion Cotillard’s remarks about 9-11:

I tend rather often to take the side of the conspiracy theory…. I’m not paranoid. It’s not paranoid because I think that they lie to us about an awful lot of things: Coluche, 9/11. You can see on the internet all the films of September 11 on the conspiracy theory. It’s fascinating, even addictive.

They show other towers of the same type that aeroplanes have run into and which burnt. There is a tower, in Spain I think, which burnt for 24 hours… It never collapsed. None of these towers collapse. But there (in New York), the thing collapses. Then afterwards you can talk about it for a long time. The towers of September 11 were stuffed with gold. And they were swallowing up cash because they were built, I gather, in 1973. And to re-cable all that, to modernise the technology and all of that, it was much more expensive to carry out the work than to destroy them.

…. Did man ever walk on the moon ? I have seen a lot of documentaries on that and really, I wonder. In any case, I do not believe everything they tell me. That’s for sure.

– source

Honestly? I think she just believes in conspiracy theories and decided to share. She probably believes in tinfoil hats to keep out the alien brainwaves, too.

Let’s see what else is going on today:

• You could win a Blake Lewis CD
• Hannah Montana movie update
• Paris Hilton is going to get her own reality show?
• Bad news for Will Farrell’s new movie

That’s it for this morning; until this afternoon, I leave you with this:

LOL! Awesome. See you later this afternoon!