This week’s best gossip…and a bit more

Happy Saturday, you lovely Snarkarinos! I’m getting ready to go to a few garage sales, so I wanted to leave you with some kinky linky love. Here we go:

• Alex Rodriguez believes he is in love with Madonna? Oh, please
• It’s a girl for Nicole Kidman!
• A Verne Troyer sex tape? Please, no!
• The best (and worst) bikini bodies of all time
• Did Nicole Kidman have the last laugh at Scientology?
• It’s a boy for Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves
• First pics of Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby
• Best news ever – a second Sex and the City movie!

Oh, and heck – let’s throw in a few more crazy links.

• Is it Michael Jackson, or an Egyptian princess?: Hard to tell, really.
• Really gross bodybuilders – yikes: Why does anyone find this attractive?
• The best of CraigslistTesticle Talc: self explanatory. Or not. Either way, I’m buying a whole case for Christmas presents!
• Zombie Boy: Guy is turning himself into a zombie. Of COURSE he is.
• Hippo eats Dwarf: Accidentally, so it was okay.
• 12 Celebrities Who Look Like They Take the Biggest Craps: Really, more information here than I ever wanted to think about.

And of course, I’ve got to throw some videos at you.

First, the Star Wars dance off. Who will win? I’m on pins and needles to find out!

Then, apparently there is a movement to merge the birthing process with the Big O. I’m not sure if this is for real or not.

Guy tries to drive through a drive-thru ATM. Does not end well.

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Here’s the classic from Kids in the Hall, “Chicken Lady at the Strip Show”.

Last, one of my favorite shows EVER, Absolutely Fabulous, and a little skit. Awesome.

Happy Saturday! I’m off to the garage sales! Need anything? Maybe one of those crocheted beer can afghans? How about some random homemade Christmas crap? A half-used box of tampons? Mind you, these are all things I’ve ACTUALLY SEEN at garage sales, so this just might turn out to be your lucky day!