Tom Cruise to be in Shrek 4?

I’m thinking daughter Suri had a hand in this one. Either that, or Tom Cruise is desperately trying to stay relevant. Hey, I’m open.

Anyway, rumor has it that Tommy Boy is in talks to voice one of the characters in Shrek the Fourth. Three guesses as to which one he’ll be: I’m guessing Lord Farquhardt’s brother or something like that. Definitely a villain type. Maybe he’ll play a crazy Scientologist weirdo that captures the fair maiden and locks her up, only letting her out to star in crappy films? For some reason, that sounds so familar.