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Just so you know, because this is SUPER IMPORTANT, Tori Spelling is set to pop out another baby spawn today out of her fertile loins. As you can see from this picture taken yesterday, everything is ready: the boobies have ripened nicely in anticipation of the milk they are about to start spraying about willy-nilly, her hips have widened to give greater support to the giant watermelon that’s about to come shooting forth, and she’s wearing sunglasses. They don’t have much to do with the baby coming, but still, I kind of like them.
Tori is one of those people that you’re not sure you should like or hate; after all, she got her husband by boinnking him while she was married and he was married. To other people. And that doesn’t sit really well with me. But then again, she did give us such moments as this:
